What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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your going to die

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Black People.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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