Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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hi michael

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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