- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What did the car do? CRASH!

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Black People.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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