- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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