A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Black People.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Joke.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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