Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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test

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69 :)

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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