- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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