How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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