Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Neither have I

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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