the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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civil rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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