What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

George Bush.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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