- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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brandon ya twwat

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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