- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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