- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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