Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Once upon a cross

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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