i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Cheese stick

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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hey John will you make some copies

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;aosughdfo

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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