- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Ju... Just why?

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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