- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Women's rights

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

bryden is a faggot

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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