Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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