- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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