- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What is long and black The unemployment line

A man made a sandwich.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Bloody kids ...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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