A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Gingers.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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whats long and green? weed

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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