- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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