Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Hillary Clinton

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Nicolas Cage

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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