what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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knock knock get lost!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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TOBUSCUS

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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