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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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<=3 penis

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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antijoke is the best website.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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