Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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