why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Cancer

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Women's rights

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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