Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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