Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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