How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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The MLS

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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