- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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