- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Davey Peterson.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??