What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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