- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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