- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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