Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Canadians

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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