- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

It smells like triangles in here.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Autism speaks but not really

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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