- Anti Joke

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..