Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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My life :(

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Black People.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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