What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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