- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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