- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

your moms my other ride

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

good one jess !!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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