What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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