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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Womens rights

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This one sucks!

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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