Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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this is not a joke. jks

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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