why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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I pooped.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Anyone??????????/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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good one jess !!

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