- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

your life

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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