Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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