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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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