Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Gingers.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

whats long and green? weed

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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