A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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hi

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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