Knock Knock Come in.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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The Christian Bible.

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Flop dog

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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