What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

The black man leaves the strip club.

Justin Bieber

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

i am and me is i

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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