- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

what happens every day? People die

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

purple pickles

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

David Silberberg is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

THE END.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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