why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Colby Michael Schluter

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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you first

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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