- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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