Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Nicolas Cage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Hillary Clinton

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