- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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