- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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