- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Your mom.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Hillary Clinton

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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