- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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