What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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bees knees

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Cleveland winning something

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Breast cancer.

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