Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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