Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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