wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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knock knock get lost!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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