- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Knock knock --Come in.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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