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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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