- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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