2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Hey, Max!!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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