- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

religion

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

He walked in a bar

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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