What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Hi

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Canadians

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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