- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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