Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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