- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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