- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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