How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What color is red paint? Red

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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My Nan, that is all.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Anti Joke

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