Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

out of your comfort zone

I'm sn otter

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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