what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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penis haha

the asian kid gets an F

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Nickelback

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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