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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

An English man walks into a pub.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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