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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

we all know sammi has a penis

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Women have the right to vote.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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