- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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