- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Knock, Knock Come in

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Whats better than 24? 25.

There's a car about to hit me.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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