What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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