Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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