If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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