- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

knock knock how there me ok come in

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

its snowing on mount fuji

Hillary Clinton

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.