What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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canada

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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