- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did it die Nothing died

My parents have an open marriage.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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