Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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