- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Grammer is very important

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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