If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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