- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A possesed goat: "moo"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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