- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Hitler

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

I am a women

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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