Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Black people

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Butt poop.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Tunechi

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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