what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

A man walks into a bar.

these are shit

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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